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Chief Morale Officer | Head of Treat Negotiations | Senior Nap Consultant
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With over 9 lives of experience in comfort evaluation, Taco ensures every home meets the highest standards of:
✔ Sunbeam availability
✔ Couch softness
✔ Treat-access proximity
✔ Bird-watching window views
When he’s not inspecting open houses (aka cardboard boxes), Taco can be found supervising snacks, chasing imaginary dust particles, and reminding the team that work-life balance includes at least 14 naps a day. Special Skills: • Detects tuna from three rooms away
• Instantly claims freshly folded laundry
• Converts “no pets allowed” energy into cat-lover energy
